Funny Groom Speech - Funny Poem For My Bride That References All Her Fave Films And TV Shows Philippines [mfJn5Z1Q532]

How can I show all of my affection?

For the woman who is pure perfection?

I know! - I'll check my film collection.

I love you like Forrest loves to run,

Like Bond loves to pun,

Like Bugsy loves his splurge gun.

I love you like Cookie Monster loves cookies,

Like Han Solo loves Wookies

Like vampires all love Suki.

I love you like Homer loves to eat,

Like Sheldon loves his seat,

Like Tarantino loves feet.

I love you like Maverick loves Goose,

Like Winona loved Beetlejuice,

Like Kevin Bacon loves to cut Footloose.

I love you like Julie Andrew's loves to sing,

Like isaiah hartenstein Gollum loves the ring,

Like Lt. Worf loved being a Kling.... On.

I love you like McCauley loves being Home Alone

Like ET loves to intc phone home

Like Joffrey loves his iron throne

I love you like the Daleks love to exterminate

Like Arnie loves to terminate

Like Russell Crowe loves to gladiate

I love you like Lois loves the Man of Steel

Like Batman loves his batmobile

Like Zoolander loves to Blue Steel

I love you like Jor-El loved Krypton

Like Daniel'sun loved to wax on

Like Kirk loved to yell...KAHN!

I love you like Captain James loves his hooks,

Like Voldemort loves a horcrux

Like Doc Brown loves a capacitor to flux

I love you like Barney loves his suits

Like Bananaman loves his fruit,

Like that bird from American pie loved her flute

I love you like Clint Eastwood loved his chimp,

Like Bubba loved his shrimp,

Like Kaiser Soze loved to limp.

I love you like Hagrid loved fang,

Like Buffy loves her Scooby gang

Like Crocodile Dundee loves a boomerang.

I love you like Travolta loved to jive,

Like Johnny Five loved being alive,

Like Brian Blessed loves to DIIIVEEE!

I love you like the Mummy loves a curse,

Like Ghostbusters loved their hearse,

Like an Alien loves to chest-burst

I love you like Ace Ventura loves pets

Like mallorca - villarreal Heisenberg loves his blue meth

Like how in a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get

I love you like all of these and more I swear.

But no film or TV show can compare,

To the love I have for that woman, there.