💀 ON CAMERA: Kim Kardashian Makes Her Failed Bar Exam Into an Energy Drink Slogan [7KB8MuQ0BE7]
"Did she even ever pass the bar? No. I didn't pass the bar. I raised it." That's the tagline. Kim Kardashian just announced a new energy drink called Update, and she built the whole pitch around the one professional flunk everyone already knew about: the California bar exam she didn't pass. In the ad she plays it completely straight. "My energy is just different." "Caffeine just wasn't working, and working is my thing." Then the closer lands: "I raised it." A billionaire took a failed exam and printed it on a marketing script. Say what you want, she's the one selling you the drink. Includes AI-generated narration.